For Patricia Brennan, duck penis researcher from University of Massachusetts..
Give thanks for the birth of Duck minor
Mother duck has a corkscrew vagina
But daddy’s erection
curls in the other direction
Proof God’s no intelligent designer
Duck love making’s no simple deed
what’s more god has deceed
that the knob of this stud
will drop off in the mud
as soon as he’s planted his seed
If you think this seems a sad song
the drake will regrow his dong
this new percy I’ve heard
measures a third of the bird
a behemoth that’s 8 inches long!
Things then get wronger and wronger
Sir Drake scares his mates with his donger
If he thinks he’s the king
it shows up in his thing
which grows to be 20 % longer
So you think your love life’s out of luck
Be thankful you are not a duck.
your bits stay attached
and your organs are matched
when you’re both in the mood for a ….. cuddle.
Quantum physics is all about the simplest things in the universe. Matter – electrons and quarks (which make up neutrons and protons), and interactions – photons, forces etc.
The difference between the two is a simple rotation. It’s secret quantum mechanics knowledge, says head of ANU Dept of Quantum Physics, Professor Craig Savage.
Here he is proving it:
Filmed at Physics in the Pub ACT, 2016, August 17 at Smiths Alternative Bookshop
It’s a peaceful starry night, but Pete Kuzma has found the remains of a grisly murder in the sky – a dismembered dwarf. galaxy.
Part of the Physics in the Pub 2016 with Australian Institute of Physics ACT branch, supported by a National Science Week seed grant.
Filming by Jon and Liam from Crus Productions.
It’s amazing how liquid nitrogen affects rubber. Turns it from bendy and stretchy into a brittle solid that you can smash into a thousand pieces – a trick that lots of science shows do.
BUT, not so many people know that there is a heartwarming story of community benefit from this seemingly mindless destruction.
One from the archives. I’d give it a hell of an edit these days
Amazing news that gravitational waves have been detected, but they were there in you bedroom and your kitchen all along…
Why was Pluto demoted? Even after the successful flypast in 2015, he was still not reinstated. Sing along and help him get back in with the big boys.
(… just a hint… he’s got no chance)
Claggy spaghetti seems exactly like the plastic in a CD to me.
Here’s a good one to try on Dad’s collection of Nick Cave CDs.
By popular demand, explosions with actual yoghurt. Or not? Dr Phil vs science, who will win?
Why is there winter and summer? Why is the earth like a toasted marshmallow?
The answer to the famous question that stumped so many Harvard graduates.